Home:  Laurel Maryland, but my accountant
            and license insist it's Newark Delaware
Age:  40.1347043379
Profession:  Code Slinger
Hobbies:  Following flour to find beer
Last Books Read: "Converting Alcohol to Methane, For Fun and Profit"
Favorite Movies:  Army of Darkness/Evil Dead
Latest Accomplishment: Oystering in Myrtle Beach
Why I Do What I Do:  Because "somebody's" got to say it
Quote:  "I love you,man,but not in a gay or prison sort of way "
Profile:  You know there's always that guy who does all the dumbest things in the world, but it always seems to work out great in the end? I'm him, baby!
His Beer:  Guinness.  Just keep the pints coming...